Voice Examples Forum (Boys & Girls)

I have Something to Say

“You do it.” “No, you do it.” “No, you do it.” “But it’s your job.” “Who says so?” “Your employment contract says so.” “Your momma says so.” “Shut up.” “No, you shut up.” “No, you shut up.” “Come on, I’ll buy you a burrito.” “I don’t want a burrito.” “Your momma wants a burrito.” And so on,”.

This quote speaks to the childish manner of the office in an easy way for everyone to understand its immaturity

All you need to know is that these are “roast” chicken-flavored potato chips, brought to you once again by the lunatic opium fiends at Old Dutch.

He’s very funny and his style of writing makes it seem he’s your best friend. I enjoyed reading his unique style and made me want to try all of these snacks.